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Edit: Maybe a new army? Hmm…. I DONT KNOW YET

That’s what this site may become. Is deciding….

I know Wednesday isn’t my day, but I got grounded again -.- Just because I was on the computer too long…. Well, I can’t expect less, I’m Asian and parents are like REALLY serious about work and my mom hates it when I play on the computer, so when I get grounded, my mom always makes my punishment on the computer

No this is not an excuse for anything, I seriously am grounded for a week so I’ll be back next Tuesday….. (Feb 2nd). Also, I’ll try to sneak on in the mornings and during the day if I can so I can see you guys and see events going on around CP.

See ya in a week

-wex

I guess it’s time for me to leave this site. I’m just not a good reporter, and I’m too lazy and opinionated to post a decent post about an ongoing topic. Therefore: I leave this site, with my hopes that it will become as big as CPA Central. Thankyou Wex, for letting me have this experiance. I now say my goodbyes…

Your friend, Your enemy.

¬>Lje98<¬

P.S. Wex, keep me on the site if you want. You never know, I might actually post again if I’m bored.

I don’t really see the point of posting on this site. Gets to boring.

But anyways, I just made a short book of “The Idiot Guide to Becoming a Noob (in CP Armies)”!

So you wanna be a noob huh? Well now, I will show you how to be one!

1. ALWAYS use caps. This is actually a main part of being a noob.

2. Use abbreviations instead of writing the whole word! For example, instead of saying “Your”, say “UR”.

3. Never spell everything right. Like change “Nachos” to “NACHOZ”.

4. Use bad grammar. No, not like “I is stupid”. Like this, “ACP IZ DE BESTT WE WIL BEAT U STUPID ARY!!!!1111shiftt!!!!!!1!”

5. To the army leader always say “YES SIR (or ma’am). For example, if you can make an event, say, “YES SIR I WIL B THERE!” If you can’t come to the event…. [cannot be continued due to certain reasons].

6. Never use punctuation. This is a key thing to being noobish. For example, say, “OMGZ A BATLE AGAINT NACHOZ I WIL B THER!!!!1111shift11″

7. Whenever you’re at an event and the leader (or whoever leads) commands you to do something, repeat what he/she said in caps with no punctuation.

8. Block curse words. Like instead of “shit”, say “S#%!”.

That is all! Now, comment here and try to comment in a noobish way!

-wex

WW 3ic, HSA 2ic, CPGN Owner

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Hi Poppymelt im quiting this site. Blah Blah Blah long quiting post. Bye

Lje edit: Rofl, look at this epic fail.

Well, do you? I do… but then, I joined armies in like August 2008, so I’m a newcomer. It’s hard, what with all the alliances, and promises, and stuff ect… so that’s why I made this poll:

Remember to comment about why you voted!

I didn’t slap you, I high-fived you in the face.

¬>Lje98<¬

Idk what ACP is, as I’m in the Alliance. All I can say is, check out the CPA Central site for more details about the  now imaginary ACP (what’s that again?).

In other news. Wex, there’s too many comments waiting to be approved. Seeing as I can get on most days, you COULD give me the job of Comment Approver, and make meh an editor. *NME*

Also, can I make a contest please? There’ll be another post coming soon from me, it’s just I can’t think of anything to post right now… mhm.

I didn’t slap you, I high-fived you in the face.

¬>Lje98<¬

Poppymelt here with Small, Meduim, and Large top 10 armies.

Large

1. ACP
2. IW
3. Nachos
4. HSA
5. GW
6. WW
7. UMA
8. FW
9. Tacos
10. Team Gold

Meduim top 10

1. Brownies
2. SSCP
3. MFW
4. AT
5. BB
6. Romans
7. Elites
8. TAGP
9. BFA
10. MCP

Small

1. Phoenix Warriors
2. Team Blue
3. Snow Warriors
4. Sky Warriors
5. Purple Heads
6. THGA
7. Team Red
8. NAF
9. CPWA
10. Fire Squad

Chuck’s list

Large

1. ACP
2. IW
3. Nachos
4. HSA
5. GW
6. WW
7. UMA
8. FW
9. Tacos
10. Brownies +1

Medium

1. Team Gold -1
2. MFW+1
3. SSCP -1
4. AT
5. Romans +1
6. BB
7. TAGP +1
8. BFA
9. Elites -1
10. MCP

Small

1. Team Blue +1
2. Phoenix Warriors -1
3. Snow Warriors
4. Purple Heads +1
5. Sky Warriors -1
6. THGA
7. Team Red
8. NAF
9. Fire Squad +1
10. Babies of CP +1

Quick Summary

Small Armies- Babies of CP (BCP) Have arrived on the Top Ten Small Armies list. They have had many successful events including a raid of the Pet Shop and a successful PB against the Water Warriors. CPWA has been pushed of the list due to MAJOR in-activeness. Fire Squad has moved up and Sky Warriors have moved down.

Medium Armies-  I think Brownies should have the Number 10 spot on large list so I moved them up due to the fact of the recent turnouts they’ve had at all their events. I moved Team Gold to Number 1 Medium and MFW up to number 2 medium because they’ve had pretty big numbers at recent events. Some of you might remember the Romans from a long time a go. They are now back and pretty big. They deserve the spot they have.

Large Armies- I think the Brownies should’ve been Number 10 so that where they are. I think HSA is worthy of Number 3 spot, but I don’t think the other authors would like that . Other than that, I have nothing to say about Large Armies.

Army of the Week

Hey there, guys! Lje here, with an epic guide to starting your very own CP army. Now, first off, you need a website. Easy enough, just create a WordPress account if you haven’t already. Once you’ve created your account, you’re ready to start up your site. Now, before you do THAT, you need to come up with a name for your army. If you’re having problems with that, then I suggest you think of a theme for your army, and then base the name around that. For example, you could choose Water. Then name yourselves the ”Water Troops” or something like that. You could choose Snow, and call yourselves the ”Snow Troopers” or something. Once you’ve come up with a name, you then can make your site. I suggest if you want maximum enjoyment from leading your army, then you choose someone experianced to lead alongside you (it’s what I did with my army, but it hasn’t worked…). Make sure they’re dedicated to the army, otherwise it’s a bit of a struggle. Then, the best way to start to get recruits is to ask people on xats (which reminds me: You will need a chat page for your army with the link for the xat you’ll use there, and some rules, you’ll need a ranks page, a uniform page, and a join page to start of with. Then, you eventually build your site step by step, until you think it’s what you need. Remember, you can change the way your army works any time, as you my friend are the leader.), then they may join. Once you have around 5 recruits, go onto a server (I would’ve sugested Mammoth, but since ACP took it you can’t), perhaps borrow a server from an army, and then start to recruit. Good phrases to say: ”LOOK UP *INSERT ARMY NAME HERE* OF CP TO JOIN US!”, and ”JOIN THE *INSERT ARMY NAME HERE* AND HELP US KEEP CP SAFE!”. Once you have enough recruits, it’s time to challenge an army to a Practice Battle, more commonly known as a ”PB”. The rest is now up to you, as you set off on your journey to make your army the most awesome and epic it can be. Oh, and one last thing: You might want to set a theme for how your army behaves, acts and talks. For example: The Nachos (they refer to themselves as ”Teh Nachoz armed forces”, or something like that). They talk like… ”OMG TEH NAHCOS WILL WINNEH FOR TEH NACHO PRINCESS! IMA FIRE MAH LAZER AT YOUZ!” (not extremely accurate, but whatever). So, if you want to be like ACP (strict, noob-infested, well-organised), then don’t talk like that… if you want to be like Nachos (not so strict, noob-haters, somewhat organised) then talk like that. On the other hand, if you want to have a fun, relaxed, army where there’s rarely any Civil Wars, then take a look at the Watex Warriors. Oh, and one more piece of advice, use grammar when posting. Not using grammar can often be confusing for new recruits, and may turn them away to a more proffensional looking army.

Hope these tips help you start up your army!

I didn’t slap you, I high-fived you in the face!

¬Lje98¬

P.S. This was meant to be longer, but I can’t think of much else to fit in…

Yup, I’m back to making epic posts on this site! I’ve been away, and yeah… anyway, soon I’ma make an epic post that’ll help YOU (yes, you, idiot.) start up your very own CP army. What? You don’t wanna start your own army? Uhh, ok… anyway, if you DO wanna start your own army, then keep checking this sitew for the most epicly epic post you’ll ever see.

I didn’t slap oyu, I high-fived you in the face.

¬Lje98¬